Hodge Podge

by Abbie

I’ve decided something.

Someday, when I grow up and find my man and get married and produce spawn…

We will dance.

Amen.

Guess what?

  • I’m doing a giveaway soon. Keep your eyeballs peeled for that.
  • This is what I looked like at camp. (i.e., sleep deprived, hysteric and psychotic.)
  • I am doing an invasive cleaning of our bathroom today. It’s grody, y’all.
  • My brother managed to trap himself in the bottom of the bathroom linen closet.
  • I took a video of it. So keep your eyeballs peeled for that, too.
  • My algebra class was canceled yesterday. (I found this out after I’d waited around for two hours after my history class.)
  • I didn’t mind too terribly.
  • Because I loathe algebra.
  • We keep our windows open upstairs because the AC is broken, it’s August, and I woke up cold last night.
  • Then I sat up and started praisin’ Jesus.
  • My brother made these two days ago.
  • They’re gone now.
  • I watched Addicted to Love the other day.

  • I want to be Meg Ryan in the ’90′s.
  • Except I hate the ’90′s.
  • The 90′s gave us acid-wash jeans, Furbies and Bill Clinton.
  • Also, me. So I guess I’m kind of indebted to the decade.
  • I am now going to go finish de-funking the bathroom.
  • If I’m not back in 6 weeks, come in after me.
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